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lonely, horny and shy

from I can't do anything right by Solomon Gumball

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let me paint for you this scene
it was a normal day, it was my normal routine
late for work cuz I missed the bus
thought I might lose my job but I didn't care too much
it was a monday morning as I recall
I had just had my coffee i was sitting in the bathroom stall
I opened Tinder to pass the time
that's when I saw this message that really blew my mind she said oh

baby gimme an answer cuz I'm lonely, I'm horny and shy
it's been a long time since I had some action
now I'm fired up like the fourth of july

I am shocked by this first line
I appreciate her directness but am frightened at the same time I
read thru her profile just to see
she's a science fiction junkie studying biochemistry
she seems relatively normal as far as I can tell
I consider her proposition and decide oh what the hell I'll meet up
just name the time and the place
I'll bring the coconut oil you bring the coconut oil you bring the leather and lace she said oh

baby gimme an answer cuz I'm lonely, I'm horny and shy
it's been a long time since I had some action
now I'm fired up like the fourth of july

It's been 60 days since our first date
It's been 59 days since she last ghosted me I
fell in love yes I'll admit
she's horny and she's lonely she's the one I couldn't quit well
she broke my heart but I ain't mad
I think back fondly on the two hours that we had
I should have clearly seen the signs
if nothing else I will remember that first line she said oh

baby gimme an answer cuz I'm lonely, I'm horny and shy
it's been a long time since I had some action
now I'm fired up like the fourth of july

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from I can't do anything right, released July 26, 2019

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