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2. |
i'm tired i'm going home
02:25
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two lines of blow
four cups of coffee and some adderall
now you want me to party
but I'm tired and I'm going home
you say come onnn
where's your enthusiasm gone?
been lost a long time
if you find it let me know
but you dragged me along
and said that we won't stay very long
well three hours later
this party still sucks I'm going home
chet hits the bong
cues up another adam levine song
I don't like maroon 5
I'm tired and I'm going home
why god oh why
do I always end up talking to the weird guy
with a hentai collection?
15 terrabytes I'm going home
I'd rather be
tucked in my bed, home and asleep
drunk with my teddy bear
I'm tired and I'm going home
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3. |
darlene
04:51
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oh darelene,
you are sharp as a razor and
sweet as the peach from the tree
but oh my darlene
I should question your judgement cuz you could
do so much better than me
you had a 4.0
I had a one and half
they think you're beautiful
I look like I crawled out of the trash
you've got money and influence
I need your help just to pay the rent
you know I admire you but what do you see?
in a loser like me?
your ex-boyfriend's a best-selling author
I'm unemployed but I'm sure I'll get an offer
your dad thinks you could do so much better than me
I can't say I disagree
I'm 26 I don't have my shit together
and we both know it's not getting any better oh
this begs the question, what do you see?
In a loser like me?
your best friend's a stock broker in dubai
mine's a dishwasher who sells coke on the side I keep
looking for the reason that you're with me
some kind of niche interest or it's pity?
I don't have many friends at all
I can't dance and I'm not very (too) tall
this begs the question what do you see?
in a loser like me?
you've got so much potential baby why can't you see?
why would you waste it on a sad sack like me?
baby I'm not complaining but it just don't add up
my darlene I cannot believe my luck
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4. |
lonely, horny and shy
03:52
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let me paint for you this scene
it was a normal day, it was my normal routine
late for work cuz I missed the bus
thought I might lose my job but I didn't care too much
it was a monday morning as I recall
I had just had my coffee i was sitting in the bathroom stall
I opened Tinder to pass the time
that's when I saw this message that really blew my mind she said oh
baby gimme an answer cuz I'm lonely, I'm horny and shy
it's been a long time since I had some action
now I'm fired up like the fourth of july
I am shocked by this first line
I appreciate her directness but am frightened at the same time I
read thru her profile just to see
she's a science fiction junkie studying biochemistry
she seems relatively normal as far as I can tell
I consider her proposition and decide oh what the hell I'll meet up
just name the time and the place
I'll bring the coconut oil you bring the coconut oil you bring the leather and lace she said oh
baby gimme an answer cuz I'm lonely, I'm horny and shy
it's been a long time since I had some action
now I'm fired up like the fourth of july
It's been 60 days since our first date
It's been 59 days since she last ghosted me I
fell in love yes I'll admit
she's horny and she's lonely she's the one I couldn't quit well
she broke my heart but I ain't mad
I think back fondly on the two hours that we had
I should have clearly seen the signs
if nothing else I will remember that first line she said oh
baby gimme an answer cuz I'm lonely, I'm horny and shy
it's been a long time since I had some action
now I'm fired up like the fourth of july
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5. |
told u so
02:06
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I can't wait
I can't wait
I can't wait to wipe that grin right off your face
cuz it looks like I was right all along
and so I wrote you this song
just to say you're wrong and I told u so
You think it'll rain
well of course it don't
you think I'll stay
but I know I won't
I told u so x1000
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